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Hi, I'm Terry. Welcome! 
I'm a humor writer and storyteller based in West Chester, PA, and former managing editor for The Belladonna Comedy. My work has appeared on McSweeney's, The New Yorker, The Belladonna Comedy, and Points In Case, among other places. I've studied with The Second City and have been a featured storyteller at the Women in Comedy Festival in Boston. I'm also phenomenal at making a mountain out of a molehill.  Find me on Instagram @TerryHeyman

Humor

Pickleball Is The Worst Morning Moot, January 3, 2023
Passive-Aggressive Comments From My Family On Thanksgiving Bingo with Sue D. Gelber Points In Case, November 21, 2022
Things I'm Afraid The Webb Space Telescope Will Discover with Sue D. Gelber and Sally Miller Slackjaw, February 2, 2022
I’m Here For You, So Long As I Don’t Have To Do Anything Slackjaw, October 7, 2020
List: My Life As An Empty Nester, According To Concerned Family & Friends Points In Case, August 20, 2020
The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah: 2020 Pandemic Edition McSweeneys, April 8, 2020
I'm E.T.'s Wife And I Never Wanted Him To Come Home The Belladonna Comedy, February 7, 2020
Five New Holiday Traditions To Create Your Most Avant-Garde Thanksgiving Experience Yet Slackjaw, November 29, 2019
Welcome To Our Luxury Hotel Where Each Room Is Equipped With A See-Thru Bathroom Door Medium, October 28, 2019
Top Ten Sex Dreams I've Had About Ruth Bader Ginsburg The Belladonna Comedy, September 17, 2019
The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition McSweeneys, April 19, 2019
Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis As "No Cancer" McSweeneys, March 25, 2019
Sorry You're Not Feeling Well! Have You Tried The New Yorker, February 28, 2019
My Mother Watches The Oscars With Me Points in Case, February 23, 2019
I'm Furious About What's Happening In Our Country But I Have A Doctor's Appointment On November 6th And Can't Make It To The Polls Points in Case, November 5, 2018
Our Yom Kippur Service Will Be The Most Awesome Nine Hours Of Your Year! McSweeneys, September 18, 2018
Top 10 Sex Dreams I've Had About Dr. Phil The Belladonna Comedy, August 7, 2018
What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love McSweeney's, May 25, 2018
The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2018 Edition McSweeney's, March 30, 2018
List: Things I've Said to My Husband During Sex or To My Teenage Daughter While Teaching Her to Drive with Allison K Williams McSweeney's, March 26, 2018
Five Amazing Shitholes To See Before You Die The Belladonna Comedy, January 15, 2018
Robert Mueller's Twelve Days of Christmas The Belladonna Comedy, Dec 13, 2017
A Letter to the Woman in Whose Body I've Lived For 38 Years, From Her Period
The Higgs Weldon, November 10, 2017
​The Los Angeles Acting Academy's Hot New Workshop: How To Use Your Harassment To Become A Better Actress The Belladonna Comedy, October 20, 2017
 Donald Trump Live Tweets His Trip to Israel Haaretz online, May 17, 2017
The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah McSweeney's, April 10, 2017
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Fiction

The Ocean's Breath Chester County Fiction, September 22, 2011
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Story slam videos if you're curious about what I look like now:

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Story of prepping my mother for surgery with the help of a very sexy doctor. 
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Story of helping my terminally ill mother-in-law celebrate her last Christmas over the objections of my Jewish mother.